Fake Plastic Trees

[A]x02220
[Asus4] 002230
[A/F#] 2x0220
[E6] 022120
[Dsus2] xx0230
[Bm11] xx0230 = Dsus2/B
[Amaj7] xx2120

[A]Her green plastic [Asus4]watering [A/F#]can
[A/F#]For her fake chinese [E6]rubber [Dsus2]plant
In the fake [A]plastic [Dsus2]earth
[A]That she bought from a [Asus4]rubber [A/F#]man
[A/F#] In a town full of [E6]rubber [Dsus2]plans
To get [A]rid of [Dsus2]itself

It wears her [Bm11]out It wears her [A]out
It wears her [Bm11]out It wears her [A]out

[A]She lives with a [Asus4]broken man [A/F#]
[A/F#]A cracked [E6]polystyrene [Dsus2]man
Who just [A]crumbles and [Dsus2]burns
[A]He used to do [Asus4]sur - [A/F#]gery
[A/F#]For girls in the [E6]eight - [Dsus2]ies
But gravity [A] [Dsus2]always wins

And it wears him [Bm11]out It wears him [A]out
And it wears him [Bm11]out It [A]we-ear - err - ers

She [A]looks like the [Asus4]real [A/F#]thing
[A/F#]She tastes like the [E6]real [Dsus2]thing
My fake [A]plastic [Dsus2]love
[A]But I can't help [Asus4]the [A/F#]feeling
[A/F#]I could blow through the [E6]ceil - [Dsus2]ing
If I just [A]turn [Dsus2]and run

And it wears me [Bm11]out It wears me [A]out
It wears me [Bm11]out It wear - err - [A] [Amaj7]ers me out

And if I could be [Bm11]who you wanted
If I could [A]be who you wanted
[Bm11]All the time [A]All the time
[Bm11]mmmm mmmm [A]mmmm[Dm11] [A]